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omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”

omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”

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omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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